From our Humor for Young Adolescents Dept.

Q: How do you make holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it!

Ah me. I am so funny!

The great thing about having children is that you can dazzle a whole new generation with your utterly original wit! Currently, I am wowing Lucy with “peekaboo” and “Look! I made the penny disappear behind my back!”

I am a GENIUS!

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