A reader writes:
News: archaeologists digging near the site of Shakespeare’s house in Stratford-Upon-Avon have uncovered a vast labyrinth extending from beneath the property containing countless thousands of small cages, each containing a rudimentary keyboard and a skeleton, probably a primate.
Reminds me of one of my favorite Internet jokes. Namely:
“We’ve all heard it said that a million monkeys at a million keyboards would eventually bang out the works of William Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know that isn’t true.”