Ron Paul tends to attract kooks

So America needs the sober judgment and time-tested humility of Newt Gingrich.  Here is a new online game that helps to educate people on the stable wisdom and modesty of the GOP’s greatest living elder statesman.

Do your civic duty and prostrate yourself before him before he steals the moon, ignites the atmosphere or unleashes his mutant breed of half-human Legions of Terror!

Here’s his new campaign theme, which won the hearts of three different wives!