Your Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Moment For Today

It’s true, when you think about it mentally.

  • Marion (Mael Muire)

    Championship! as the British like to say.

    Somebody was up really, really late, doing this.

  • Tominellay

    …it’d take really big government to achieve this…

  • Dan F.

    yes! this is why everything tastes like chicken….

  • Beadgirl

    It’s things like this that make me wonder how people come up with stuff. Never would it have occurred to me to rearrange the continents to see what animal shapes I can make. Clearly, I lack imagination.

  • brian_in_brooklyn

    OK, that’s kinda cool :-)

  • MikeTheGeek

    Just don’t tell us that continental drift will produce this configuration on 12/21/2012 when the Mayan calendar expires…

    • Marthe Lépine

      Maybe it will! Or – maybe that the way it used to be before continental drift…

  • Fr Maximos Davies

    And finally Australia gets to be where it deserves: the head of the chicken.

  • Robert

    A new version of the problem of evil: If there is a loving God and the continents could be shaped like this, why aren’t they?

  • Cantorboy

    Note that Kentucky now resides right at the heart. Colonel Sanders must be smiling somewhere.

  • Tito Edwards

    The amazing powers of a night of rum and coke can do!

  • kmk

    When I think about it emotionally, though, I have issues…

  • Peggy R

    I knew there was something odd about those continents … Uh-huh….hmmmm…

  • Marthe Lépine

    Maybe that is an explanation for the world being so crazy: Until Australia regains its rightful place, the world will keep running like a chicken with its head cut off!

  • Nathan

    Absolutely epic! Although I wonder what the fallout will be for philosophers; after all, this gives an entirely new spin to that ancient question that has plagued mankind for centuries without end: “Which came first, the chicken or the egg?” Also, I can’t be positive, but I’m fairly certain based on external factors that somewhere in the universe, a galaxy imploded due to someone sucking the massive amount of raw awesomeness it took to come up with this.

    • A Philosopher

      The chicken-egg problem has been solved. They don’t pay us the big bucks for nothing.

      • Nathan

        Heh, learn something new every day. I’m going to slink back into the areas I have competence in now ^_^

  • Mercury

    You know, the relative sizes are all off … This is based on a Metcator projection. Africa’s really a lot bigger and Greenland a lot smaller than that.

    Just sayin’ :)

  • A Random Friar

    Is that… Chicken Boo?

    The world IS a giant chicken, I tell ya, a GIANT CHICKEN!

  • PNP, OP

    Mark, time to write another book. . .or maybe some renovation on your Dark Pit of Doom. . .you have too much time on your hands.

    Fr. Philip Neri, OP

  • kenneth

    Maybe this is no accident of perception at all. Maybe chickens, and not humankind, or Israel, are God’s chosen people. Maybe that’s what Jesus was referring to when he said “whatever you do to the least of these.” If I were Christian, I’d be hedging my bets and only eating beef and cruelty-free eggs. Come Judgment Day, St. Peter and the jury could be one damn big ornery rooster! Think Foghorn Leghorn with Sauron’s ring!

  • Margaret

    Bok bok bok BOKOKK!!! BOKOKK!!!

  • SecretAgentMan

    Looks like a rooster to me. Or is it Pangaia?

  • AfroDoc

    Bad form on the title, bro. We all know what WTF means. Spelling it out using the R/T phonetic alphabet doesn’t make it any better.