Your dreadful liturgical calendar pun for today

I have a hunch yesterday was Quasimodo Sunday.

Thanks, folks! I’m here all week! Try the veal!

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  • Sean P. Dailey

    You so totally rock, Mark.

  • Causus Omnium Danorum

    Hmm, now that I think about it, that does ring a bell…

  • DRH

    The bell ya say!

  • PNP, OP

    Completely off topic. . .
    Mark, I had a dream last night where you featured as one of the profs on my philosophical theology master’s thesis. Don’t ask me why. I dunno. There were four of us in a room, discussing my topic and you all gave me the go-ahead for the project.
    So, thanks for approving my topic. Now, get out of my dreams, please!!!!
    Fr. Philip Neri, OP

  • Ken Crawford

    Am I the only one who totally doesn’t get it?

    • Marty Helgesen

      Perhaps not, but, so far, you’re the only one to admit it.
      Quasimodo is the title character in the Victor Hugo novel “The Hunchback of Notre Dame. He is a bell ringer in the cathedral. He also appears in the sequence:
      Does the name Quasimodo ring a bell?
      Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
      Does the name Rhett Butler wrong a belle?

    • Veronica

      Ken, you’re not the only one, I’m still scratching my head! Marty, thanks for the explanation, but why Quasimodo Sunday? *feels stupid*

  • Erin Manning

    That joke is dreadful Low humor.


  • A Random Friar

    That was Low, Mark.

  • Ronald J. Rolling

    (Gong sounding, followed by rim shot.)

    Please, don’t quit your day job.

    Wait a minute; this IS your day job.