We adore you O Dear Leader and bless you, because by your Unholy Power, you have given us contraceptives, abortion, and gay marriage and forced the Catholics to pay for them.
Other planned liturgical pilgrimage sites include
The God King Secretly Kills Teenagers and then Ex Post Facto Declares Them Enemy Combatants
The God King Sings Al Green and Induces Orgasms in Adoring FansSuggestions are currently being taken for the other 10 Stations of the Double-Cross.
I lean toward some sort of commemoration of the Selection of Joe Biden as Veep to Make Him Look Like Einstein in Comparison, not to mention the Hiding of the Academic Records, the Dumping of Bin Laden, and the Assumption of Absolute Unilateral Power to Murder and Indefinitely Detain Anybody His Royal Majesty Pleases. Also the Smashing of the Church will doubtless be celebrated. Other achievements have yet to assume final liturgical form.