I think he would find this amusing

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"Wow. Fascinating. I would hasten to add, of course, that none of this could be ..."

"It's worse than that--they *collaborate* with the perverts by insisting that we somehow indulge ourselves ..."

"Even a condemnation. Of other Popes' usages of the death penalty wouldn't imply a statement ..."