…and I love him for it:
Related: Insensitivity Training
But does he have a CUNNING PLAN for it?
So cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel!
While I’m at it, may I recommend “Dish and Dishonesty” for one’s post-election viewing? It’s streaming on Netflix.
“And hello, Colin….”
He may be ugly, but at least he’s not as ugly as Mark Shea.
Man, Shea so ugly, my browser refuses to load his picture.
Whatever, your momma so ugly, google Earth blacks out her house.
Your momma so fat, you NEED google Earth just to see her.
Guys, come on. We all know “your momma” jokes were banned at Vatican 2.49 and by this obscure catechism that only I remember.
Shut it. You’re just a bad catholic, you make Marc Barnes look like the pope.
At least I ain’t a heathen protestant. Why don’t you have a drink sometime, then your jokes might actually be funny.
His jokes are so unfunny, God took one look at them and said, “I can’t make enough beer.”