Meanwhile, in the Fever Swamps…

it turns out that Obama is a communist agent whose “presidency had been planned since birth“. This particular meme seems to be very popular with the Paranoid American community at present. Of course, the same people who accuse him of being an atheist communist experience no cognitive dissonance when they also accuse him of being a devout Muslim.

Also entertaining is this latest speculation sent along by a reader who plucked it from the fever swamps of some erstwhile KKK wannabe member on Facebook:

THE POPE AND OBAMA TOGETHER IN JERUSALEM?–IS REVELATION 13 UNFOLDING BEFORE OUR EYES?
A few days ago I wrote a post about the possibility of Obama and the new Pope, the Antichrist and the probable False Prophet, getting together in Jerusalem. I cannot shake this feeling, and it seems to be getting stronger.

Is this the reason for the timing of the resignation of the Pope? Is this the reason why there are attempts to hasten the start of the conclave to elect the new Pope? 40 inclusive days from his resignation on Feb. 11th is Mar. 22nd, which seems to be some sort of Day of Destiny. Obama is scheduled to be in Jerusalem Mar. 21–22nd.

Is it just coincidence that the Vatican, just weeks ago, was given an official seat of authority in Jerusalem? Will the new Pope officially receive his coronation in Jerusalem? Will it coincide with Obama’s visit there? Will the Vatican SOON be moved to Jerusalem?

Will the False Prophet, (the new Pope?) be given credit for raising Obama from the “dead”? Is the stage for the Abomination (Obamination) of Desolation being set for late March?

It is my strong opinion that Revelation 13 is referring to Obama, and the next Pope, and that this next Pope will be given credit for raising Obama from the dead (I believe it will be a staged fake assassination). Look at Rev. 13:11–15:

“And I beheld another beast coming up out of the earth, and he had two horns like a lamb, and he spoke as a dragon. And he exercises all the POWER of the first beast before him, and CAUSES THE EARTH AND THOSE WHO DWELL IN THE EARTH TO WORSHIP THE FIRST BEAST, WHOSE DEADLY WOUND WAS HEALED. And he does great wonders, so that he makes fire come down form heaven on the earth in the sight of men. And deceives those who dwell on the earth BY THE MEANS OF THOSE MIRACLES WHICH HE HAD THE POWER TO DO IN THE SIGHT OF THE BEAST; saying to them who dwell on the earth, that they should make an image of the beast, WHO HAD THE WOUND BY A SWORD, AND DID LIVE. AND HE (THE 2ND BEAST, THE FALSE PROPHET)
HAD POWER TO GIVE LIFE …”

Please note that the 2nd Beast, the False Prophet, (the next Pope?) is given credit for everything that happens in these 5 verses. Also, please note that this 2nd Beast is given power for healing the “deadly” wound of the first Beast, the Antichrist. Also, please note that the False Prophet is given power to give life. But also, please note that the False Prophet (the next Pope?) does these miracles IN THE SIGHT OF THE BEAST.

Do these verses not tell us that the Antichrist, Obama, and the False Prophet (the next Pope?) will be together when Obama recovers from his “mortal” head wound? What more appropriate place for this to happen than Jerusalem? What better time than the Holy Days? What better time than around the time that Obama makes his first appearance in Jerusalem, on the very same day of the year that Jesus rode into Jerusalem on a donkey, the 10th of Nissan?

Do not think for a second that it was just a coincidence that Obama is scheduled to make his grand first appearance in Jerusalem, just like Jesus did, on the 10th of Nissan. Do not think it is just a coincidence that the Pope’s announcement of his resignation came on the 11th of a month, like so many of the NWO elite’s planned Prophetic events. Do not think it is just a coincidence that it is EXACTLY 40 inclusive days to March 22nd, from the announcement date of Feb. 11th. Do not think for a minute that it is just a coincidence that lightning struck (twice?) at the top of St. Peter’s (the name of the next Pope?) Basilica at the Vatican within hours of this alarming and historic announcement.

Truly we are potentially entering the most exciting month in the history of end-times Bible Prophecy. What happened approximately 2000 years ago, on the 10th of Nissan, the same day of the year when Obama enters Jerusalem?

Let’s read about it in Luke 21:

“And the disciples went, and did as Jesus commanded them, And brought the donkey…and they set him (Jesus) thereon. And a great multitude spread their garments in the way; others cut down branches from the trees, and waved them in the way. And the multitudes that went before him (Jesus), and that followed, cried, saying, Hosanna to the son of David (Jesus): BLESSED IS HE WHO COMES IN THE NAME OF THE LORD; Hosanna in the highest.”
Fast forward three weeks from now to Mar. 21–22nd, as
Barack Hussein Obama, the anointed one of the New World
Order, makes his grand entrance in Jerusalem (possibly
through the eastern gate, where the promised Messiah is
supposed to enter). He enters to a vast multitude of cheering
enthusiastic supporters.

Perhaps the fake assassination could involve a Jew, as his
supposed killer, immediately turning the whole world against
Israel, causing them to flee to the wilderness (Petra?), as the Scriptures tell us will happen.

Now imagine, about 3 or 4 days later, a worldwide news flash
that Obama has miraculously been raised from the dead, and
that the new Pope is being given credit for it. Now, the whole
world wonders after the Beast. The report says that Obama and the new Pope will make an appearance together on the Temple Mount in just a matter of hours.

Toss in a nuclear bomb, somewhere during these Holy Days, by Israel on Syria and/or Iran, or a nuclear strike on the United States, with a regional, or worldwide war breaking out at this very same time, or Ezekiel 38–39, the Battle of Gog and Magog, with Russia and Iran and their allies attacking Israel, and it is not hard to see how quickly the world could be thrust into the Great Tribulation, right after the Rapture and Sudden Destruction.

On March 21–22, 2013, we will have the Anti-Messiah, Obama, attempting to imitate the real Messiah, Jesus, on the very same day of the year, in the same holy city of Jerusalem. Truly, this cannot be coincidental. To truly imitate the real Messiah, there will need to be a death, or fake death, and a resurrection, or fake resurrection. Rev. 13 presents just such a scenario. Is the Anti-Messiah about to attempt to imitate the real Messiah? Is the world about to witness the long-awaited, spectacular events that trigger the Great Tribulation?
Soon after the announcement of the name of the new Pope, will we hear of his expected arrival in Jerusalem, at the same time that Obama will be there? Rev. 13 strongly implies that THE TWO BEASTS WILL BE TOGETHER when these Prophetic events take place. The 2nd Beast is given credit for the recovery of the mortal head wound of the Antichrist. The 2nd Beast (the next Pope?) performs these miracles IN THE SIGHT OF THE 1ST BEAST.

Stay tuned. I do not pretend to know exactly what the future holds. I am just attempting to line up the events in the Prophetic Word of end-times events with current events. Admittedly, there is much speculation here, but it is just to give you some idea how the New World Order elite COULD be setting the stage for the last half of March. Extremely exciting times! Prepare to be part of the Bride of Christ. Is March, 2013, the month?

Catholics who go for the “Obama is a Muslim Communist” junk should be aware of two things.

1. Lots of people in the fever swamps regard you with the exact same paranoid fear that they regard Obama or whoever happens to be president. Remember when Bush was Hitler? Clinton was going to use Y2K to declare martial law and make himself President for Life? Bush 41 was going to institute the New World Order planned and plotted by the Skull and Bones club, the Trilateral Commission and the Bilderbergers? Presidents come and go, but Catholics are a reliable object of fever swamp paranoia forever. Try not to pour gas on that fire.

2. Paranoid conspiracy theorizing is the habit of those who regard themselves as powerless and surrounded by shadowy forces of evil they cannot control. The problem is that now and then, paranoids who have convinced themselves that they know the Key to History actually manage to achieve power. When they do, the habits of mind they cultivated when they were down and out losers on, say, the streets of Vienna don’t just go away, but get enacted in grand policies intended to pay back the shadowy forces of evil they were sure they had figured out. Give a paranoid conspiracy theorist power and he is liable to do anything from turn Russia into a murder factory, engineer a Holocaust, take out all his frustrations at being a loser with a rifle from the sixth floor of the Texas School Book Depository, or push the button on a suicide vest in a cafe. The cultivation of the paranoid conspiracy theory as the Explanation of All Our Troubles by an increasing number of denizens of the Thing that Used to Be Conservatism is the sign of disease. It is also, by the way, an ironic reflection of the TTUTBC’s current favorite bogeyman: the Radical Muslim, who also sees conspiracies (ZIONISTS!) under every rock and behind every tree. The urge to pin the blame for one’s troubles on somebody else and not on one’s own sins and failings is one of the things Lent is designed to help us combat.

  • deiseach

    Y’know, I am beginning to think that part of Martin Luther’s (and the other Reformers) sufferings in Purgatory are having the likes of this read out to them as an example of how crazily “Sola Scriptura” can go off the rails when you allow every man to “have the pope in his own belly”.

    I’m just glad that, as a fully-inducted member of the Evil Church of Absolute Evil, I will be part of the elite New World Order when the Great Tribulation hits. Sure, we will all be scrabbling around in the dust trying to catch the sentient cockroaches for food under the nuclear winter after the nukes go flying, but at least some of us will be entitled to have first choice of the worms and beetles due to our standing as said members of the Evil Church of Absolute Evil.

    (Is there an emoticon for rolling eyes, because I badly need one for these kinds of reports?)

    • DTMcCameron

      The American version is 8-) but I find the Japanese version more effective. (e_e)

      Generally, we just defer to Miss Fey.
      http://youtu.be/3xnZ6g14WwY

  • nex Pop

    As Brzezinski chose Wojtyla, Cheney chose Ratzinger, so Biden will chose the next pope. Vicar means in Latin, what Anti means in Greek.

    • EMS

      So-called faithful Catholics do the same thing. One site, the link to which I have mercifully forgotten, sounded good, until you got to the opinion section. The owner of the site, who, if I remember correctly, is a priest accused Benedict XVI of being the antiChrist for not abolishing the NO mass. Now that’s really scary.

  • ivan_the_mad

    Whenever I encounter reference to our secret Muslim president, I choose not to think that they mean Obama is secretly Muslim, but that we have a another, secret president who is Muslim. You can see him in the background of photos taken during Obama’s speeches in the Rose Garden, scurrying to a helicopter, uncut beard buffeted by the whirling blades, on his way to thwart shadowy villains and space aliens. If you sleep peacefully at night, it is because of the vigilance of Secret Muslim President!

    • Jon W

      scurrying to a helicopter, uncut beard buffeted by the whirling blades

      Thank you, Ivan. You made my day. That image is … awesome.

  • Half Heathen

    Reporting live from the fever swamps:

    It’s quite possible to be a Communist Muslim, or even a Muslim Communist. But of course BHO is neither. Idealogically, he is with the Progressive Left, which has moved beyond the Communist Revolution and is fulfilling the Sexual Revolution. As such, he is an athiest, at least in any practical sense. All the evidence points in that direction. Nonetheless it is possible, probable actually, that he is to some extent psychologically a Muslim. That would explain, for example, his deep bow to the Saudi King – the proper thing that any muslim boy would be taught to do.

    We swamp creatures may have the conclusions wrong, but our instincts are not far off. Life is stranger than fiction and when the truth actually comes out, whatever that may be, it will catch all the “reasonable” and “level-headed” people off-guard and flat-footed, as always.

    As for the rant above, it seems little more than normal Protestant exegesis.

    • Mark Shea

      “We swamp creatures may have the conclusions wrong, but our instincts are not far off. Life is stranger than fiction and when the truth actually comes out, whatever that may be, it will catch all the “reasonable” and “level-headed” people off-guard and flat-footed, as always. ”

      Translation: I’m talking nonsense and am wrong, but I continue to pig-headedly keep repeating it in order to continue living in the Bubble of Unreality that is the Thing that Used to be Conservatism. I do this by clinging to the myth that my Just Plain Folks conspiracy theorizing is the Wisdom of the People and that those who know what they are talking about are Pencil-Necked College Edjimacated Eggheads.

      A classic expression of the “mind” (such as it now is) of the Thing that Used to be Conservatism. Dumb and proud of it.

      • Half Heathen

        I said all that? Well, I’ll be.

      • Half Heathen

        “Translation: I’m talking nonsense and am wrong, but … etc… Dumb and proud of it.”

        Translation: I have an important point to make about them paranoid swamp critters, gosh darnit. And anyone who sounds like they’re disagreeing with me, well, I’ll give ‘em what for.

        Understood.


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