It will come as a relief to the Stupid-American community that one of their own has been elected to high public office. Here is Hank, wringing his hands with heart-wrenching bathos as he asks us to imagine a world without balloons:
And here he is, burning with concern that our troop presence on Guam could cause the island to capsize:These people actually decide what is best for you. And somebody deliberately elects them–three times.
We have the government we deserve.