Hank Johnson Proves that Anybody–Absolutely Anybody–Can become a Congressoid

It will come as a relief to the Stupid-American community that one of their own has been elected to high public office. Here is Hank, wringing his hands with heart-wrenching bathos as he asks us to imagine a world without balloons:

And here he is, burning with concern that our troop presence on Guam could cause the island to capsize:

These people actually decide what is best for you. And somebody deliberately elects them–three times.

We have the government we deserve.

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