This story of an investigative journalist…

…who was looking into the Obama Administration’s threats against, spying on, and intimidation of journalists, and who was killed last week under spectacularly mysterious circumstances after warning that the FBI was tailing him, is so totally super mega not suspicious or anything.  I mean we are talking emphatically and stentoriously NOT SUSPICIOUS OR *ANYTHING*.  So just shut up!  Our President is just and wise.  Barack Obama is the kindest, warmest, bravest, most wonderful human being I have ever known in my life.  Certainly the state would never use the raw power it has granted itself to secretly and unilaterally order the death of American citizens without evidence, arrest, trial, judge, jury, or verdict in order to kill snoopy reporters in the wake of the spectacular embarrassment caused by Snowden and Greenwald.  That could *never* happen.  Since when has the American government ever acted corruptly?  And everybody knows that Democrats would never oversee a ruthless political machine that coldly trades murder of the innocent for the sake of power.  Only Republicans do that–because the two parties are so very very different.  Ask any Obama supporter.  So the press should not, if they know what’s good for them, investigate this too closely.  Better to just let it lie.  Too much information upsets people and gives them Rebellious Thoughts.  Obama is just and wise the State is keeping us all safe.

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