This reminds me…

…I need to get going on that penitential Advent stuff for you guys!

That was just to ease you into Star Wars weirdness. Now behold the hard stuff of sheer groovalicious Star Wars tackiness:

This stuff makes even Tom McDonald quail and quake. But it still pales to what is coming soon: The Star Wars Holiday Special! Muwhahahahahaha!!!!!

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  • Evan

    NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Not the Star Wars Holiday Special!

  • I actually do not fear the Star Wars “Life Day” special anymore. I’ve seen it now with riff provided by the guys from MST3K, and so no matter what Lucas throws at me (Lumpy’s awful garbage-disposal-inspired vocalizations, Itchy’s immensely disutrbing self-gratification scene) I can just watch it all and laugh and laugh and well, scream and cry still a bit, I won’t lie.

  • bear

    You should merge the Holiday Special with your Tin Cup Rattle and see how
    much money people will pay for you to not post that thing. You could see a
    substantial increase in your income.

    • chezami

      I oppose torture for the purpose of coercing the will. However, since the Church is silent on the question of torture just for the sheer hell of it…