American death penalty zealots burn with envy as America allows barbarians to widen the slaughter gap. They fret that we are falling behind Saudi Arabia, North Korea, Communist China and similar beacons of civilization in our will to kill our own citizens on a swift and efficient basis.
In other news, Annie Dookhan has been imprisoned for a whopping 3 to 5 years for falsifying around 40,000 crime lab results. Investigations are now suggesting that thousands and thousands of other results in Massachusetts have been falsified. That’s in Massachusetts alone. It is, of course, absolutely impossible for this to have happened elsewhere. No word yet on whether any death penalty victims falsibly convicted and executed will come to life in 3 to 5 years.