Stupid Papal Headline Contest!

Inspired by the genius of Reuters, I declare the First Stupid Papal Headline Contest!

“Pope, in nod to wheat farmers and vinters, consecrates bread and wine in ceremony called ‘Mass’ by Vatican sources”

Now you go.

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