This is a Mockery of the Sacred Institution of Gay Marriage!

Man marries pillow.

  • Rebecca Fuentes

    How do they know the pillow was consenting and not coerced?

    • Alma Peregrina

      A pillowphobe! Repent from your sins of bigotry and intolerance! Who cares about your question? Marriage isn’t about thinking about things, it is about luuuuuv!

      • Rebecca Fuentes

        You depraved pillowphile. Repent of your desire for the cushy softness of down.

  • Humphrey

    somebody to lay your head on.

  • Philip Toman

    Reminds me of a wagon full of pancakes.

  • D.T. McCameron

    something….something… BEDDING!

  • faithandfamilyfirst

    Stop your horrible discrimination against the hypoallergenic.

  • The Next to Last Samurai

    I’d like to be married to my pillow, too, but the darn alarm clock keeps coming between us!


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