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Easter Proclamation Abolishes Catholic Church – April 2014

Maastricht, Holland and Rome:

Today, at sunrise on Easter, April 20, 2014, ceremonies in Rome, London, Maastricht and at the key energy centers of the earth proclaimed and invoked the spiritual disestablishment of the church of Rome and the entity governing it. The Maastricht Proclamation was made by Rev. Kevin Annett at the oldest catholic church outside of Italy.

So important to do that at Key Energy Centers of the Earth…

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  • Thibaud313

    Looks legit and absolutely not silly to me.

    • Marthe Lépine

      Maybe “raving mad” rather than silly…

  • Clayton

    Did I miss it, or did he forget to ask Jesus and the Holy Spirit to stand down? He should have at least requested that Jesus renounce his promises about the church, or explain how/why the Paraclete was seeking an early retirement.

  • Dan F

    This is all I could think of.

  • http://www.2catholicmen.blogspot.com/ Ben @ 2CM

    By what authority?
    (that’d be a great book title)

    • Alma Peregrina

      How come no one has thought of that? Hmmmmm…

  • LSpinelli

    Oh, that’s the long defrocked nutcase who accused the Pope and Queen Elizabeth of child trafficking.

  • Dennis Mahon

    Kevin Annett is a defrocked minister of the United Church of Canada. He is known for exploiting indigenous people of Canada with fake “mass graves” (like the one he “discovered” at the Six Nations Reserve in Brandford, Ontario). He’s one of the original founding members of the Canadian chapter of International Socialists, has partnered with Jose Jesus Miranda, is closely associated with new Age “lightworker” Alfred Labremont Webre and perpetual energy machine huckster Doreen Agostino.

    I wouldn’t apply for unemployment just yet, Mark…

    At least Kev isn’t making announcement from his toilet seat anymore.

  • Mary E.

    It gets better: “ITCCS Delegation and Dignitaries to accompany Rev. Kevin Annett to Rome and London to enforce Annulment Order against the Church of Rome and of England “http://itccs.org/2014/04/29/itccs-delegation-and-dignitaries-to-accompany-rev-kevin-annett-to-rome-and-london-to-enforce-annulment-order-against-the-church-of-rome-and-of-england/”. This week-long excuse for a photo op will begin on June 30th.

  • Joe

    Luther nailed his Ninety-five Theses to a church door. “Rev.” Annett duct-taped his. I suppose it’s because he’s Canadian?

  • Michael Francis James Lee

    DUCT TAPE? Yet another use for it! STOP THE PRESSES! We need to revise the 2nd most important book known to humanity: http://www.amazon.com/The-Jumbo-Duct-Tape-Book/dp/0761121102/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1399741238&sr=8-1&keywords=uses+for+duct+tape

  • The Shadow

    Okay, I know this is unbelievably shallow of me… but check out the guy’s head in that shot from the first video! He is clearly an agent from Talos IV! It’s all an illusion!! :)

  • http://tonylayne.blogspot.com/ Anthony S. Layne

    Is this a Monty Python skit?

  • lavallette

    BY what authority!!!

  • Jeremiah H

    ah well, we had a good run. its probably for the best, though. we were a serious source of oppression. at least we were good at it, though. that’s something we can take pride in. that said, it is rather embarrassing that we were brought down by the likes of duck tape.

  • UAWildcatx2

    Tee hee…”key energy centers of the Earth”

  • ImTim

    Anyone else like that he proclaims it in a Roman Collar?


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