Sign of Hope #3498734: The Vatican’s New Website

I find it consoling that one look at the Vatican website destroys forever the Jack Chick legend of the team of computer scientist super-geniuses compiling the database on all Protestants slated for execution.

Added bonus: “Best Viewed with Netscape Navigator” icon in the footer has been removed. A harbinger of the Great Cleansing Fire that is to come. First, they came for the Netscape Navigators, but I said nothing because I was not a Netscape Navigator user. Then, they came for Internet Explorer users, but Internet Explorer crashed and they couldn’t track our IPs. Then they sent out popups saying “NSA recommends you update your web browser”. Then the NSA got lost trying to navigate the Vatican website and was never heard from again. The weakness of God is more powerful than the might of man.


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