Mackerel Snapper Asks the Musical Question…

Who died and made you Pope?”

FWIW, most of the people so eager to defend the Church from the Holy Father actually seem to think that somebody died and made them St. Catherine of Siena, anointing them to correct the Holy Father’s many grave sins and errors and conspiracies to destroy the Church by means of the curiously circuitous course of whining, accusing, theorizing, hyperventilating, gossiping, backbiting, complaining, comparing him to Judas Iscariot, praying for his death, and hallucinating about him in blogs and comboxes the Holy Father does not read and has never heard of.

Success is expected hourly.

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