Gillette Earth – The best shave a planet can get.
A joint venture of Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Industrial Concern.
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awesome tool, clearly from the mind of the Dark Lord when Saruman foolishly attempted to clear out Fangorn… i want one.
imagine the fun if used to clear out hippies.
It takes the fun out of making mulch. I prefer the old-fashioned way.
It’s a thermonuclear pencil sharpener!
Yeah, but you still need to blast the roots out of the ground with C4.