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  • bill t

    Gillette Earth – The best shave a planet can get.

  • BillyT92679

    A joint venture of Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Industrial Concern.

  • kevin
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  • Elmwood

    awesome tool, clearly from the mind of the Dark Lord when Saruman foolishly attempted to clear out Fangorn… i want one.

    imagine the fun if used to clear out hippies.

  • Joe

    It takes the fun out of making mulch. I prefer the old-fashioned way.

  • Hematite

    It’s a thermonuclear pencil sharpener!

  • SoftBatch

    Yeah, but you still need to blast the roots out of the ground with C4.