The Gospel According to Murka

You have heard that it was said, “Love your enemies”. But I say to you “Blow your enemy’s head off“. If someone slaps you on the right cheek, Stand Your Ground and blow his head off. If someone compels you go one mile, that’s kidnapping. Blow his head off. If you refuse to let somebody push you around and blow his head off, do not even the Muslims do as much? Rather, you must not only kill him, but invade his country as well, even if they had nothing to do with attacking you. For your heavenly Father rains bombs on the just and on the unjust.