You stay classy, Pewsitter

Latest headline for the news aggregator for Taliban Catholics:

“Sainthood cause of ‘martyred’ Oscar Romero technically reached the final stage”

Yeah, he wasn’t *really* martyred.  Cuz he was in a Central American country defending the poor from a regime in bed with Murka, so that makes him a damn librul (as members of Opus Dei so typically are, doncha know).  He pretty much got what he had coming to him.