Proposed Constitutional Amendment: Repeal Roe and the Second Amendment Together

I propose that an amendment be made to the Constitution requiring that Roe v. Wade *and* the Second Amendment be repealed together and forbidding the repeal of one without the other. Neither action will “outlaw” anything, of course. Abortion will simply revert to being a matter of state law, as will gun ownership.

But it will have the great advantage of getting rid of two pernicious and destructive federal laws, as well as providing a highly entertaining and illuminating display of the massive hypocrisies of our Ruling Class on both sides of the aisle. The revelations of the true priorities of both sides of the gun and abortion debate will rip a hole in the fabric of spacetime. Fun!