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Rush Limbaugh warns that federally paid Lesbian Farmers could invade your town

It’s been a quiet week for the Boys Who Cry Wolf and the head staff writers in charge of ginning up the Culture War Panic Machine are on vacation. So the Junior Varsity squad are going through the files for rejected story ideas and seeing how they play in Poughkeepsie.

“Lesbian Farmer Invasions… yeah… that’s it!  That’s the ticket!  This’ll stampede the dittoheads!”