A combox reader gets on the CNN Bandwagon of Infallible Evolutionary SCIENCE!:
RELIGION AS PARANOIA: A DARWINIAN EVOLUTIONARY THESIS
SETTING: Back in Ye Olde Evolutionary Times*, Reproductive Competitors Bob and Joe forage for food…
-rustling sound-
Joe: “Hey, Bob; did you hear that? That noise is probably caused by an Unmoved Mover or Supreme Being* moving through the garden in the cool of the day; we’d better run for it!”
Bob: “Nah, Joe, the calculable odds are that its a harmless small mammal. Come help me use this tool to dig out nutritious ginkgo root–Aaaaarrgh!”
-Bob dies-
Joe: “Yay! Now I get to mate with all the pretty girls!”*
AND THUS, RELIGION BECAME A DOMINANT TRAIT IN THE HUMAN SPECIES.*
*Note: With more funding, I could come up with a cool acronym for this.
*Note: Equivalent in modern language is Flying Spaghetti Monster.
*Note: With more funding, I could figure out the names of these girls. And get pictures of them.
*Note: Please fund me.