christmas banquet

so our church is having its christmas banquet this evening. potluck. can’t wait. got some people in the congregation providing entertainment… just fun stuff. we want to just hang back and enjoy ourselves. get joy out of just being together. fellowship. people. human interaction. enjoy each other. since my wife is from alabama, i plan on surprising her and the congregation with a little redneck christmas humor. missing teeth and all. i know jesus’ brother bob’s going to be there to sing his lament too. update tomorrow.

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David Hayward runs the blog nakedpastor as a graffiti artist on the walls of religion where he critiques religion… specifically Christianity and the church. He also runs the online community The Lasting Supper where people can help themselves discover, explore and live in spiritual freedom.

  • Nicholas Cardot

    Have fun and God bless!

  • Jacquelyn

    Sounds good – makes me homesick… again!

  • nakedpastor

    we had an absolute blast! funny as heck!

  • Heidi

    Yes, I got a serious ab workout with some gut-splitting laughter over your redneck Christmas! You nailed it, I could hardly contain myself! :-)

  • nakedpastor

    well golly! thanks y’all!

  • Jill

    I’m sad that I missed it, first one in more than 10 years I think. Will the redneck show up on Christmas Eve?

  • nakedpastor

    ‘fraid not. he’s returned back south… he missed his grits