We can be so passive-aggressive. It strikes me funny sometimes. We may believe that glirking* is a sin. So if you glirk you’re a sinner. Or maybe you are a glirk but you don’t practice glirking. If you are a glirk and you don’t feel it is a sin and you don’t confess it and repent, then you are an unrepentant sinner. And we all know that unrepentant sinners go to Hell. But we’d never come out and say to a glirker’s face that he is going to Hell outright. Well… some would and maybe they should be thanked for at least being honest.
If you are lucky you might find a church that is glirker-friendly. But you will have trouble finding a church that allows glirks to participate fully in all the roles of the church. Especially if you are open about your glirkiness.
You won’t be told you’re going to Hell. But you will find yourself on the left.
*I have no idea what glirking means.
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