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This is one of the problems with being omnipresent.
This explains everything about missionaries asking if we found Jesus.
This goes along with the Jesus selfie meme on FB today.
hahahahahaha! I never looked at it that way. How stressful!
God: “Oh yes, that was the photo of me that I took when my consciousness was in an expanding form, trying to be or not to be who I am. On the map the marks seem to be quite similar on the outside, but the fact is that I was not very happy with myself in those points, where the mind was in a state of becoming = wanting more money, power, fame etc. However in many points I knew how to be myself by allowing me to be who I am. I had to leave behind me the crazy idea about me being somewhere else than within me. I had to see what mind had put together with all the religious rituals, beliefs and dogmas, trying to reach me outside of me. The experience of living a life being who I am cannot be described as it is beyond what words can convey.