Well, I did it again. I thought the joke was really obvious, but it turns out that it was just me being a big weirdo again. I hope no one was offended, disgusted, or, you know, weirded out. This poem was made up of search terms for my blog. Each line was an exact quote of a phrase that someone entered into a search engine, and then ended up at my blog.
“Hallie Lord the jerk,” for instance, is not a statement of opinion — it’s just a sad statement that Hallie Lord is now inextricably linked (at least as far as Google is concerned) with people like me.