I feel so moron

what the hell is planet aid

what is the process of wearing my shoes

is it stupid to have 3 kids under 3

what time does snappy’s close

very short cut porno pants

don’t have an hourglass figure

your a wiener

snapy sex

scotch taped rabbit


lori petty

lori petty

lori petty  + boobs

simcha fisher horses butt

lori petty nude

why does my guy on harvest moon a wonderfull life always look unhappy even if he isnt hungry?

simcha fisher “moral theologian”

dont ha ha

lucky charms make me fart

zimcha fisher

dont you shush me

big dog teeth

huge dog teeth

blue haired doberman spells like outside but lives inside

male hair blond and pretty

jesus is you pall

i look is happy

i feel so moron

  • Charity

    Love the “moral theologian” search. LOL!!! Why do searches for Lori Petty end up here?

    • http://www.patheos.com/blogs/simchafisher Simcha Fisher

      I believe we can blame The Jerk for that (among so many other things).

  • http://themoleshollow.blogspot.com/ Becca

    Am I the only one who is tempted to google the weirdest search terms I can think of, in hopes that this blog will pop up?

  • http://www.clan-donaldson.com Cari


    I will be muttering that at odd intervals all day today.

    For fun, I checked my blog’s keyword searches. “Family Clan Behavior” and “Gorilla Smoke” both came up. If I ever need a name for a rock band, I’m using one of those.


  • Harmony

    Oh, this is the very best yet. I managed to stop howling long enough to thank you. What is the process of wearing my shoes???

    • http://www.patheos.com/blogs/simchafisher Simcha Fisher

      That’s my favorite, too. How can you know how to use Google, but not shoes?

  • http://sortacrunchy.typepad.com Megan at SortaCrunchy

    These bring such delight to my soul. Your searches are WAY WAY WAY better than mine.


    simcha fisher horses butt

    You made that one up, right? Tell me you did.

    • http://www.patheos.com/blogs/simchafisher Simcha Fisher

      It was because something I wrote for Inside Catholic, complaining about the shape of the facade of the new church at Ave Maria. At least, I’m desperately hoping that was the context.

  • http://remnantofremnant.blogspot.com priest’s wife

    My favorite search words for my blog were:

    what does Bill Clinton fear?

    me, I guess! :)

  • Joey

    Wonderful, so wonderful.

  • http://www.barefootandpregnantblog.blogspot.com Calah

    This is great Simcha! Definitely the funniest yet. Thanks for another one!

  • Julie

    “Jesus is you pall.” That was funny.

  • http://www.amyfortherest.blogspot.com Amy

    Oh I like these ones! I once got ‘Wendy Wright, Naked’ as a Google search for my blog. I felt a little bad, ya know? ‘Cause there ain’t much nekkid Wendy Wright in these parts.

    Though probably not as bad as the person who Googled it only to find me.

  • Kate

    I just want to know about the poor scotch taped rabbits!

  • Janet Kingan

    This is so very poignant!:”

    “I Look Is Happy

    I Feel So Moron”

  • http://www.barefootandpregnantblog.blogspot.com Calah

    I keep reading this because it’s so funny! I love “what is the process of wearing my shoes” too, but the lori petty stanza is my favorite. The way you’ve arranged it is so very poetic! And it cracks me up.

    The Ogre loves “why does my guy on harvest moon a wonderfull life always look unhappy even if he isnt hungry?”

    He keeps repeating it. It’s hysterical.

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/kavingate Kate

    Genius. Sheer genius.

  • http://catholicanuck.blogspot.com JP

    I am completely lost.

    What is this about? Are you searching your blog tags? How do you do that?

    Not that anyone searches for MY blog…

  • http://elizabethhillgrove.blogspot.com Elizabeth

    “Lucky charms make me fart” – I was smiling throughout the read until I got to this and honked a laugh. I’m getting so mature.