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Simcha Fisher’s Blog
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Was George Washington brilliant or lucky?
Holy cow. Are these your searches? So much awesomeness I did not know could fit on a single page!
Yep, I only added punctuation. My readers are nuts.
Happy Halloween to you, too! Blessings!
That last one just made my day.
I think you should rename your blog to “Fishers of Pants.”
Oh yes. Please?
The line about “big fig newton” was my favorite…
I adore it when you do these poems. Can your butt really wield a gun? That would be EPIC!!!!!
Fishers of pants…heehee!
Oh, gosh, I think I am responsible for one of those searches!
I wonder how many people purposely google your name together with other weird words in hopes of making it into one of your poems. Just me? I didn’t make the cut this time though.
Oh, so that was you! I laughed and laughed my gun-wielding butt off when I saw that, but somehow I forgot to put it into the file of search terms for later use, and I didn’t remember it until I had already run the post.
This sounds like the poem that T.S. Eliot and Groucho Marx should have written together.
My favorite: support+wife’s+stupid+ideas.
Dear me. This is crazy. And hilarious. How does it work?…
They’re all direct quotes from my WordPress stats page. If you have a blog, you can install a program that tells you what people searched for (on Google or whatever) when they arrived at your page. It’s . . . surprising.
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