This is kind of weird, but you can buy greeting cards and fridge magnets printed with a quote by me. It wasn’t the most brilliant thing I ever said, but someone at Quotable Cards plucked it off the internet and wrote up a contract, so I signed.
Got a kid who is graduating or otherwise leaving the nest? You could go with Rudyard Kipling’s “If,” or Robert Frost’s “Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,” or, heaven help us, Dr. Seuss’ most tedious work, “Oh the places you’ll go.” OR, you could send them a Simcha Fisher original:
Cards and magnets available here. Because what’s the point of having a blog if you can’t hawk stuff?