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With The Carlos Danger Name Generator.
I entered “Ron Mexico” and came out with “Dario Kill.” Hard to argue with that.
Hmm, I got Pepe Verboten. Personally I don’t know what’s so forbidden about Pepe’s unless you’re Pepe LaPew . . .
Alphonso Badass. I like it.
Pascual Clandestine – odd
Julio Risk. Nuff said.
Mateo Covert. I like some of the others better.
Julio Cesar Threat.