Seven things that are not 'ironic'

1. A hot day in Texas in July

2. Scorpions that sting

3. A black fly in your Chardonnay

4. Rain on your wedding day

5. A traffic jam when you’re already late

6. The good advice that you just didn’t take

7. People trapped in the addictive delusion of thinking they’re better than everyone else who respond to criticism of that delusion by saying, “You’re not better than me!“