Civil disobedience in Hazzard County

Civil disobedience is a powerful tool for opposing, exposing and correcting unjust laws.

The problem with civil disobedience, though, is that it cannot be applied in every situation or to every unjust law. Some unjust laws do not require direct civil obedience and, therefore, cannot be readily disobeyed.

Let’s consider a couple of hypothetical examples to illustrate that.

Scenario 1: Where civil disobedience works

Boss Hogg passes a law forbidding anyone from picking up trash along the highway in Hazzard County. The law directly affects the behavior of every citizen in the county — directly forbidding them from doing a particular action. As such, this law easily lends itself to civil disobedience.

Uncle Jesse decides to highlight the stupidity and injustice of Boss Hogg’s new law by violating it. He grabs a bunch of trash bags and one of those pointy sticks and heads out to the side of the highway to start picking up trash and breaking the new law.

Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane and his loyal deputy, Enos, pull up to where the Duke family patriarch is cleaning up the highway and inform him that it’s against the law and that they’re ordering him to stop.

“Well, I ain’t gonna stop,” Jesse says. “So if you’re fixin’ to arrest me, you’ll just have to arrest me then.”

Enos isn’t happy about it, but the officers have no choice — he’s breaking the law. And soon Uncle Jesse is in jail for the crime of picking up trash.

This becomes the talk of the county. “What was he arrested for?” people ask. “For picking up litter? That shouldn’t be against the law!” It’s absurd and intolerable, in most people’s eyes, that an old man has been arrested for a crime that shouldn’t be a crime at all.

The outcry against this new law grows louder the next day when Roscoe and Enos catch Daisy Duke picking up trash right where Uncle Jesse left off.

“I have a lot of work to do here, boys,” she says. “So you can either arrest me or grab a bag and help out. Otherwise I’d appreciate it if you’d let me get back to it.”

Enos, who was always sweet on Daisy, grabs a bag and starts picking up trash. The sheriff winds up arresting both of them.

We come back from the commercial to see that the county jail is overflowing. Cooter is there, and Doc Appleby and Myrtle Tillingham and even Waylon Jennings himself — all arrested for picking up trash along the highway. Seems like just about half of Hazzard County is there (excepting for Bo and Luke, of course, on account of their being on probation).

Sheriff Coltrane tries to defuse the situation by offering to let everybody off with just a warning, but Jesse and the rest insist that, no, they all broke the law and the law is the law, and they’re all willing to be tried and judged for the crime of cleaning up Hazzard County’s highways.

After Lulu Hogg — Roscoe’s sister and Boss Hogg’s wife — joins the others in jail, the boss has no choice but to relent and repeal his crooked law. And they all lived happily ever after, The End.

Scenario 2: Where civil disobedience doesn’t apply

Boss Hogg passes a law that names his nephew as the sole, no-bid contractor for all road paving and bridge repair in Hazzard County.

This new law is transparently corrupt and unjust. And it directly affects every citizen of Hazzard County — siphoning off their hard-earned tax dollars for the personal enrichment of the Hogg clan while leaving their notoriously derelict bridges in disrepair.

Uncle Jesse is hopping mad about this and he vows to oppose it, defiantly proclaiming that he’ll get arrested again if he has to.

But Jesse’s defiance can’t be as easily channeled against this new law. Unlike the litter law, this one doesn’t directly compel him to do anything or forbid him from doing anything. And since it does not directly require his civil obedience, it does not lend itself to his civil disobedience.

“Yeah?” Jesse says. “I’ll show you civil disobedience.” And he marches right into Boss Hogg’s office and handcuffs himself to the man’s desk.

Roscoe manages to get him out of there, eventually, and Jesse again winds up behind bars

Once again, Jesse’s arrest is big news in the county. “What was he arrested for?” people ask. “For trespassing, criminal mischief and resisting arrest? Oh. Jesse has always been kind of an ornery troublemaker. …”

Jesse’s protest here lacks the full power of civil disobedience because this protest is not civil disobedience. He hasn’t been arrested for violating the unjust law he is protesting, but for violating other existing laws — laws that he himself regards as (generally speaking) legitimate.

That’s not to say that Jesse’s protest isn’t also brave and principled and commendable. It’s all of those things. But it doesn’t strike directly at the root of the problem the way that his civil disobedience against the litter law did.

Jesse took the only option he had available, since this latter law wasn’t easily subject to civil disobedience. His arrest might help to draw more attention to his protest, and maybe that attention could help to foster more sentiment against the corrupt new policy.

Maybe if everybody else gets arrested for trespassing too — if Daisy and Cooter and Myrtle and Doc and all the rest join together in a massive demonstration of public outrage. Maybe if they occupy Boss Hogg’s office and refuse to leave until he accedes to their demands. Maybe.

But the truth is that’s not how this story usually plays out. Arrest-as-protest has lost much of its effectiveness as an attention-grabbing and consciousness-raising tool. We can certainly imagine a form of mass-protest so large that it would force Boss Hogg’s hand, but coordinating such a sustained mass protest would be a lot more difficult than channeling the public outrage over those litter-law arrests was.

So despite Uncle Jesse’s courageous and principled action, I think Boss Hogg is going to win this round. I just don’t know how to write an ending to this episode what winds up with him forced to repeal this new law.

If the Dukes are going to find a way to overturn his corrupt no-bid cronyism in this scenario, it will probably be through some other channel that doesn’t involve handcuffs or trespassing.

  • LL

    Apparently, you can’t manage reading comprehension. Sad.

  • http://apocalypsereview.wordpress.com/ Invisible Neutrino

    To be fair, I would be sadly unsurprised if a black person had been attacked in that fashion at some point in the 19th or 20th centuries. So the whole “night sticks” thing has validity, but was used as an inappropriate comparison.

    Another thing? Older people? Always get senior’s discounts. Add up the few bucks per item saved and that’s a substantial financial advantage given to Tea Partier types who always oompah oompah about how they never got any help or handouts from anybody any time.

  • Guest

    @openid-122622:disqus 
    -  your rage at my sodomy joke would have more impact if you hadn’t been just as angry five minutes before about how LL was (*gigglesnort*) showing anti-young-person bigotry, and then following it up with (*ohgodithurtstolaugh*) a complaint about “Anti-southern bigotry.”
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    (*wipes laughter tears from eyes*)///
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    ///See, this is the problem with being perpetually offended at everything ever. When you hulk out over criticisms of young people, it sort of steals the thunder from your rage over rape jokes. When rape jokes are apparently the same level of enraging as (bahha) anti-young-person bigotry and (teehee) anti-southern bigotry, it….kinda makes rape jokes not seem like a thing. ////
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    Personally, I don’t see how my joke, which was about rape being a bad thing done by evil, fat*, southern sheriffs named Roscoe to innocent young people, was really supporting rape or rape culture, but anyway, yeah, in future I’ll use “beat you with a rubber hose” instead. I can’t edit my comments, but I’ll mentally amend them and avoid rape jokes in future.
    _________________________________*All evil southern sheriffs automatically evolve into Buford T. Justice.____________________(“anti-southern bigotry”…..oh mylanta, I gotta remember to tell them about that when I go into work tomorrow- at my job in Sof’ Cackalacky.   Y’all.)

  • Joshua

    Ah, it appears I misattributed the nightstick comment to you instead of another commenter. Apologies.

  • Anonymo

    This is the best sort of Fred article – it’s witty and incisive.  When he spreads his literary wings to make a point, he does it well.

  • Consumer Unit 5012

     Younger people, who are supposedly big supporters of Obama and Democrats in general, left him twisting in the wind in 2010…

    That cut both ways.

    I’m still Hoping for some Change in 2013, though.


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