Boycotting the Once-ler

So like everyone else, you’ve been buying Thneeds from the Once-ler for years without ever hesitating to think about it.

After all, a Thneed’s a Fine-Something-That-All-People-Need! It’s a shirt. It’s a sock. It’s a glove. It’s a hat. But it has other uses. Yes, far beyond that. …

But then one day you read an eye-opening, heart-rending piece of investigative journalism. You come to understand the awful ramifications of the manufacture and distribution of Thneeds. You learn about Gluppity-Glupp and Schloppity-Schlopp and what they are doing to the critical habitat of Bar-ba-loots, Swomee-Swans and Humming Fish.

Step 1: Abstaining from complicity

And then it dawns on you that you are complicit in this. Every penny you’ve spent over the years buying Thneeds has gone to support the Once-ler’s Truffula-destroying death-machine. And you decide you want no part of that.

“No more,” you say out loud, your jaw set determinedly, and you vow never again to spend even one penny on Thneeds or anything else the Once-ler might be selling.

This is a Good Thing. It’s also the right thing to do.

First, do no harm. By refusing to participate in the harm being done to the Bar-baloots and the Swomee Swans and the Humming Fish, you’re becoming a less harmful person and therefore a better person. You’re also making your money serve your morals instead of the other way around. This is all good and necessary. I would even say it’s obligatory.

But it’s also mostly about you — not in a selfish sense, but your decision to stop buying Thneeds will affect you more than it affects anything else. Your abstention may have some effect on the Once-ler and on the Bar-ba-loots, etc. By withholding your financial support, you may be very, very slightly reducing the Once-ler’s capacity to harm those creatures. And you’re contributing to market pressures that might persuade the Once-ler to reform his ways — if, that is, he is somehow able to determine that his infinitesimal dip in revenue is due to losing you as a customer, and if he is further able to guess at the reason for that loss.

You’ll probably want to encourage such reform by sending him a letter announcing your decision and explaining your reasons for it. It’s not terribly likely, but it’s possible that such a letter will help to nudge the corporation in a more positive direction.

But even after you craft a compelling, eloquent letter and fire it off to Once-ler HQ, the bottom line is that your decision to never again buy a Thneed won’t do much to change the Once-ler or to change the world. Mostly it will just change you.

That’s a Good Thing, but perhaps it’s also just a good start.

Step 2: Organizing a boycott

Having changed yourself, you’ve now become the sort of person who can’t bear not also trying to change the world. You realize that’s a much bigger job and that you won’t be able to do it alone. So you decide to start organizing and recruiting others to join you in a formal boycott of the Once-ler.

This changes what you’re doing. Before you were an individual, acting alone and vowing never again to buy a Thneed. But now, by organizing a boycott, you’re no longer just an individual acting alone. And you’re also no longer vowing to never again purchase a Thneed.

Boycotts are not about “never.” Boycotts are about “until.” (Or, to stick with our theme here, about “unless.”)

The point of a boycott is not to start a “No Thneeds” club, but rather it’s about leveraging your collective economic power as consumers to compel the Once-ler to reform his practices. If the only goal of your boycott is a cry of protest — a collective howl of “Yee-argh!” — then you probably will achieve that goal.

But that’s probably all you will achieve.

To be effective, a boycott needs to set specific goals and to make specific demands. You’ll need something concrete and measurable that you can demand the Once-ler do, insisting that none of you will buy Thneeds until he commits to doing it. Perhaps a Truffula-tree replanting program to ensure a sustainable Bar-ba-loot habitat, plus a commitment to stop dumping Gluppity-Glupp into Humming Fish ponds.

This approach is far likelier to have an impact on the Once-ler’s behavior, and is thus likely to be a more effective way of changing the world.

But note that this approach also once again involves you in the world of the Once-ler. You’re no longer abstaining. By shifting the focus away from maintaining your own impotent innocence, you may lose a bit of that innocence in exchange for losing that impotence. “Never again” becomes “not until,” and the promise of achieving some kind of individual moral purity recedes a bit.

Taking this step involves trade-offs because this step involves involvement. Involvement means caring more about changing the world than about abstaining from it to preserve your own purity.

And unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better.

It’s not.

  • http://formerconservative.wordpress.com/ Formerconservative

    I think both of our posts came out the wrong way,  so sorry for my part in that too.

  • JonathanPelikan

    I’m sorry for blowing up, too. I go full nuker far too often, especially when it’s morning and Grumpy Times. Completely understandable to just be sick of the whole thing; at this point, pretty much everybody is, which is why I’m not standing around yelling at Bioware ‘fix this now!’ anymore. No point. Also, I specifically said this is a personal decision to be done, which means it’s my choice and nobody else’s whether I continue to buy from them, and I’m not expecting anybody else to do likewise or lobbying them to leave.

    People who hate the ending are frakked, especially if our objections to it are written into the premise (you know the character I mean) and therefore couldn’t have been fixed by the Extended Cut, even though it made things so much better by filling in a lot of narrative coherence and character focus. And Extended Cut was the final word, that was clear, allowing Bioware to turn around and shrug their shoulders. “They’ll never be happy.” So they went from clamming up for 2-4 months and assuring us nothing was wrong to releasing one thing that didn’t address the core complaints and then considered the issue settled forever.

    It was really more that reaction from Bioware (and their defenders to some degree) to the whole thing that disenchanted me. Seeming alternately to say that we were all a mob of filthy ingrates and that the outcry never even existed or was tiny, and seemingly deliberately misunderstanding the primary objections to ‘it’s too sad’. That’s what got me off them for good, really; everybody messes up, but I’ve seen entirely too much of the doubling-down frak-you we’re sticking with our decision even unto Hell itself in the political world to have much tolerance for it here.

    To quote a semi-famous Youtube vid on it, “Even raising 80 grand to buy toys for sick kids [The Child's Play thing for Retake Mass Effect] was cited for evidence of how whiny and entitled we were.”

  • Isabel C.

    This.

    Also? If you end up having to use the phrase “artistic vision”* or its synonyms more than once in a paragraph responding to complaints about your work? Your work has failed, and so have you.

    Seriously, as a writer, I have asked my friends to take me out behind the barn Ol’ Yeller style if I ever go Casey Hudson or Anne Rice. Because dude. No. 

    *Which is often code for “NOBODY UNDERSTAAAANDS MEEEEEEEE”

  • http://loosviews.livejournal.com BringTheNoise

    I’m glad this all got sorted out – now time for a corny joke, a hearty laugh and a freezeframe![/80s TV]

  • http://jamoche.dreamwidth.org/ Jamoche

    *reads South Park ep description*

    *backs away slowly*

  • Consumer Unit 5012

     It must be hard writing for South Park – how much MORE offensive can they possibly get?


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