NRA: Not of this world

Nicolae: The Rise of Antichrist; pp. 125-127, 132

The premise of the entire Left Behind series is right there in the title of the first book: Left Behind. It’s about separation and sorting. The children of God — the real, true Christians of the sort that God finds acceptable — are whisked off to Heaven, and everyone else is left behind.

That everyone else includes all the phony Christians, Jews, believers in every other religion and every nonbeliever. The lot of us will be given one last brief chance to convert to real, true Christianity before we will be killed by Jesus and tortured for all of eternity just as we deserve.

It seems like that should be insulting. The authors, after all, are insisting that we are all utterly wicked and depraved and irredeemably evil. And then on top of that they continually suggest that we’ve all deliberately chosen such wickedness just for the sake of being wicked.

Yet it’s hard to take offense at any of that because whenever they try to describe our alleged wickedness it never actually sounds that bad. None of us likes being called evil, but the word loses its sting once you realize that by “evil” all our accusers actually seem to mean is that we go to the wrong church, or to a synagogue instead of a church, or that we don’t go to church. Or they mean that we prefer peace to war, or that we look favorably on the idea that people in the developing world might not be quite so poor. Or … well, that’s pretty much it.

The authors classify most of the world as evil, but then their definition of evil turns out to be mostly benign. Once in a while they’ll spice it up a bit by suggesting that we’re all marauding criminals, but even then it doesn’t seem like they have much of an idea of what that means either, and they never sustain the idea for very long.

This thin notion of evil gets even stranger on the rare occasions that something actually happens in these books. Every few hundred pages or so there’s an airplane crash, or a bombing. And then, invariably, we’re shown a scene in which all of the “evil” people are scurrying about trying to aid the wounded or to rescue those in danger, while our virtuous heroes pass by, scarcely pausing to notice except perhaps to complain about the way this sudden outbreak of human suffering inconveniences their plans.

Given that, being classified among the evil and the wicked seems nothing at all like an insult. It seems more like a badge of honor.

I think this all flows out of the authors’ misunderstanding of the idea of “worldliness.” For them, to be “worldly” is to be evil. And thus to be good is to avoid “the world” — to shun it lest it’s contaminating contagion of “worldliness” infect them with its evil.

For a sense of what this means, let’s look at two ways of responding to this passage from the book of James:

Religion that is pure and undefiled before God, the Father, is this: to care for orphans and widows in their distress, and to keep oneself unstained by the world.

For LaHaye and Jenkins, the emphasis there is on being “pure and undefiled” and “unstained by the world.” That’s the priority, and thus for them that other bit about “care for orphans and widows” is perilous — touch an orphan or a widow and you risk becoming “stained by the world.” The orphans and widows business thus becomes, in this view, a kind of optional extra credit, something that’s nice to do, but only provided that one has a chance to do so while still ensuring that one keeps pure, undefiled and unstained by their worldliness.

And thus the authors wind up with the ideal of the Christian life presented in this series, that of Irene Steele, by-stander to the world, who spends all of her time sheltered at home or in church, praying and making “knick-knacks” and shielding her undefiled purity until “Jesus comes back to get us before we die.”

The alternative approach is to read James’ words through the lens of his brother. If we consider this same passage in that light — in the light of Jesus’ words, example and commandments — then we read it with a different emphasis. The idea then becomes something more like this:

Religion that is pure and undefiled before God, the Father, is this: to care for orphans and widows in their distress, and thereby to keep oneself unstained by the world.

From this view, James isn’t telling us to keep “undefiled” and also to “care for orphans and widows,” he’s telling us to keep undefiled by means of caring for orphans and widows. “Worldliness,” in other words, means not caring for those in need.

Viewed in that light, Rayford Steele and Buck Williams and Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins all seem deeply marked by the stain of the world.

For the authors, then, the whole point of life is to avoid “worldliness” and contamination from “the world.” Or, in other words, the whole point of life is to avoid the world — a view that mutually reinforces the escapist eschatology of Rapture-mania.

Part of what this means is that the authors have steadfastly avoided learning about the world.

And that’s unfortunate for their novel, given that the world is where it’s supposed to take place.

This muddles up the section of Nicolae that we’re looking at today in at least two ways. First it means that we’re reading an attempt to describe a detailed agenda for the world written by two men who have scrupulously avoided learning anything about that world or how it works. And second we’re reading an attempt to describe evil government written by two men who equate evil with “worldly,” and thus have no basis for imagining the possibility of good government.

Don’t misunderstand me — I’m not referring to the perennial ideological debate between those who favor larger or smaller government in various capacities and roles. What I mean is that government, by definition, must be worldly. It has to be concerned with the world — that’s its job. Filling in potholes, maintaining traffic safety — everything the government does or is supposed to do will be worldly, no matter how mundane. (That’s actually what “mundane” means — “belonging to the world.”) And therefore everything a government does or is supposed to do will be self-evidently wicked.*

Thus here we’re presented with a scene in which the Antichrist — purportedly the worst tyrant in the history of the world — lays out his agenda for global oppression, yet much of it seems either boring or baffling. He proposes some modest taxes and some impossibly ill-defined ones. He wants to build a second Alaskan pipeline. He offers some extremely vague and contradictory ideas about the structure of his new one-world government (tyranny administered via “bloc grants,” apparently).

All of this is, to the authors, self-evidently evil because it’s all so very worldly. But to readers who are better acquainted with the actual world, the few bits of it that make any sense seem unremarkable and unthreatening. The gist of the passage seems to be that Nicolae Carpathia’s one-world government intends to govern.

Toward the end of the chapter, Nicolae does recommend some actual evil policies, which we’ll try to make sense of next week, but let me skip ahead to the last page of the chapter just to look at Rayford’s reaction after listening in on all of the Antichrist’s plans:

All Rayford could do was pray. “Lord,” he said silently, “I wish I was a more willing servant. Is there no other role for me? Could I not be used in some sort of active opposition or judgment against this evil one? I can only trust in your purpose. Keep my loved ones safe until we see you in all your glory.”

Even Rayford Steele is frustrated by the impotent idleness of a faith that consists only of avoiding the contamination of worldliness. Even he wishes he had some “other role” besides that of feckless bystander. Even he wishes his faith demanded something more “active.”

But in the end, he submits to the authors’ will, trusting that it is God’s purpose that he have no purpose. And praying that he and his loved ones stay safe and unsullied until Jesus comes back to get them before they die.

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* Tip-toe up to the ledge with me and take a moment to appreciate how deep and how far this goes. This is how we wound up with a subculture for which the word “secular” is a synonym for evil rather than just a necessary term for the temporal, mundane realm of the world we live in. This affects and infects a great deal of American politics. OK, careful now, let’s step back from the ledge.

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  • http://twitter.com/IndigoCeleste Indigo Celeste

    Just because it would mess with the fanbase: Don Cheadle or Denzel Washington as Rayford.  I’m thinking Zoe Saldana as Chloe.

  • http://heathencritique.wordpress.com/ Ruby_Tea

    I forgot to cast Ms. Sensible Shoes herself!

    Gina Torres.

  • j_bird

    As for casting Nicolae, I would say Neil Patrick Harris or Tim Curry, no question.  They can both put the comical/ridiculous spin on evil.  I don’t care if Tim Curry is too old.  A little age discrepancy would be the least of the improbabilities in the books.

  • ohiolibrarian

     Now, I’m seeing the entire Left Behind series with Tim Curry in character from Rocky Horror ….

    I LIKE it!

  • Lawrence LaPointe

    All Rayford could do was pray. “Lord,” he said silently, “I wish I was a more willing servant. Is there no other role for me? Could I not be used in some sort of active opposition or judgment against this evil one? I can only trust in your purpose. Keep my loved ones safe until we see you in all your glory.”
    Isn’t that what Dives said in the parable ?
    http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke%2016:27&version=NIV“parable

  • http://apocalypsereview.wordpress.com/ Invisible Neutrino

     Oh, so L&J were cribbing from the Bible for Rayford’s prayers. What a surprise.

  • http://heathencritique.wordpress.com/ Ruby_Tea

    Yeah, like L or J or Rayford would think of praying for safety of family without a hint from the Bible.

  • http://apocalypsereview.wordpress.com/ Invisible Neutrino

    Glorious Appearing is a special kind of failtastic lack of imaginativeness for L&J so I guess I shouldn’t be surprised at their refusal to create original prayers.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/GUFZNDXKK6JQGEIGV7VGXFUDKE c2t2

    I may be alone in this, but I say scrap all the A-list actors and make a TRUE adaptation of the book. Show every phone call, every cab ride, and every bit of mundane minutia with a cast recruited directly from homeschoolers and megachurches. Watch the RTCs wading through the wreckage-strewn tarmac, discussing logistics and complaining about long lines while kicking away the outstretched hands of the wounded and dying. Watch Rayford roll his eyes on the phone with a frantic Hattie, before telling her that doctors want people to get sick because it makes them money. Show Buck getting all his news from CNN and Chloe spending most of her time in vacant-eyed standby mode until the plot demands her.

  • http://apocalypsereview.wordpress.com/ Invisible Neutrino

    Oh lord, the audience would be catatonic before the first hour of the movie :O

  • Daniel

    lord yes! A literal reading of it! Page by page! Include the scene with Chloe’s car crash and have the Range Rover noticeably change position according to the mangled description in the book. Have the multitudes of dead only appear when they are mentioned in the text, and disappear as soon as the characters lose focus on them. Have crime waves occurring for a fraction of a second before everyone just get son with things. It would be brilliant.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/GUFZNDXKK6JQGEIGV7VGXFUDKE c2t2

    Definitely. As I envision, it would be less ‘entertainment’ and more avant-garde political art. Perhaps it would also make the RTCs think twice about the series they claim to love.

    I may need a Kickstarter for the project.

  • Jenny Islander

    Your project sounds like a now-deleted page run by a professional cartoonist whose name I won’t mention because she is now working for a young teenage audience. On this page, she simply drew the Mary Sue characters from bad fan fiction exactly as they had been described. Faced with the utter ludicrousness of (for example) a character with greenish-white hair and irises that showed seven concentric colors going undercover as an ordinary boarding school student, the Suethors quite often deleted their fics. (I think the winner and still champion was a superheroine who had the muzzle, horn, and hooves of a unicorn–hooves on all four limbs, mind. And she still went to high school. And nobody blinked.) (Although the cosmic warrior women in “traditional battle armor” that looked a lot like cute shorts-and-top combos was a close second.)

    If you can’t do a movie, perhaps a webcomic?

  • Randall M

    The solution is obvious.  Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy, with a variety of body suits (not all fat) and some makeup, should play all the characters between them.

  • Michael Pullmann

    “And then, invariably, we’re shown a scene in which all of the “evil”
    people are scurrying about trying to aid the wounded or to rescue those
    in danger, while our virtuous heroes pass by, scarcely pausing to notice
    except perhaps to complain about the way this sudden outbreak of human
    suffering inconveniences their plans.”

    I’m reminded of Winston Churchill: “If Germany should declare war on Hell, I should give a favorable reference to the Devil.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sue-White/1605859612 Sue White

    Even he wishes he had some “other role” besides that of feckless bystander. Even he wishes his faith demanded something more “active.”

    This isn’t exactly out of character for either Rayford or Buck – they’ve spent half the last two books daydreaming about what they coulda woulda shoulda done, if only God would hold up a big neon sign telling them to get off their duffs and DO something.

  • aunursa

    On the Facebook page they’re now asking fans to select music for the movie.
    So I’m eagerly awaiting Left Behind – The Musical.

  • J Neo Marvin

    Aubrey Plaza would a make a great Meta-Chloe.

  • lowtechcyclist

    Rayford: “Could I not be used in some sort of active opposition or judgment against this evil one?”

    Dude, you’re his personal pilot.  I’m sure if you thought real hard about it, you could think of something.

    The Trib Force gang remind me of the protagonist in Bret Easton Ellis’ Less Than Zero.  No matter what abominations they witness, they have no interest in taking action against anyone acting maliciously, or aiding the victims of others’ evil actions, or even speaking out beyond a whisper.

    The weird thing is the ‘Force’ part of the ‘Trib Force’ moniker.  When have any of these clowns ever even considered any forceful action?  They drive around and make a lot of phone calls, and that’s it.

  • Deni zen

     “The weird thing is the ‘Force’ part of the ‘Trib Force’ moniker.  When have any of these clowns ever even considered any forceful action?  They drive around and make a lot of phone calls, and that’s it.”

    Why should they bother doing anything? They are saved. If they die during the tribulation, they go to heaven. Anything else they do is extra credit. Apathy is expected, not action.

  • Tricksterson

    One would think that having a direct ticket to heaven would make tem more proactive, not less. After all, that’s how it works for suicide bombers.

  • http://apocalypsereview.wordpress.com/ Invisible Neutrino

    The movie definitely made the protag look a lot better. The book – urgh. There’s some bad shit in it and the protag doesn’t really do anything. (>_<)

  • ScorpioUndone

    I vote Voldemort. Not Ralph Fiennes, but Ralph Fiennes *as* Voldemort *as* Nicolae Carpathia. Complete with robes, magic wand and no-nose.  


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