Two reasons we know Frosty the Snowman was white

Two reasons we know that Frosty the Snowman was white:

FrostySnowman1. He was made of snow, and snow is usually white.

2. He disobeyed a direct order from a police officer and resisted arrest, yet none of my relatives have posted any long Facebook rants in ALL CAPS arguing that he was therefore a thug who deserved to be gunned down in the street.

The latter point, I think, is pretty conclusive.

Down to the village, with a broomstick in his hand,
Running here and there, all around the square,
Saying, “Catch me if you can.”

He led them down the streets of town, right to the traffic cop;
And only paused a moment, when he heard him holler, “Stop!”

Yep. Definitely white.

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