Angry protests: The Pope is just TOO Catholic

Before you read this little tantrum, let me translate it for you: Please, please PLEASE say that everything the church has said for 2000 years is WRONG??? Please??? Awww…We’ll be your friend! Please? Aw, why won’t you? It’s just gonna dimantle your church, a little, well, maybe more than a little but…but at least you’ll be, you know… Cool. Don’t you want to be cool? Aw, you suck.


Planned Parenthood has launched a campaign to motivate all of its members and supporters, nominal Catholics and non-Catholics, to send letters to the editor, requesting that Pope Benedict XVI reconsider his “backward views” and change his opinion on sexual morality.

Pope Benedict XVI must be encouraged to “reconsider his dangerously outdated stances on birth control, abortion and sexuality in order to help move the Catholic Church into the 21st century,” reads a memo issued by campaign manager Eve Fox.

“The new Pope’s positions on these crucial issues pose a terrible danger to the health of millions of women and girls around the world and undermines efforts to prevent the spread of HIV/AIDS,” Fox wrote.

The campaign manager justified this action, saying that the “the Church has tremendous influence over many governments, especially in Latin America, and plays a powerful role in shaping social and political norms around the world.”

Calling him “even more conservative” than Pope John Paul II, Fox told her supporters that Pope Benedict XVI is “against all forms of contraception and opposes the use of condoms to prevent HIV/AIDS.”

Prior to being elected Pope, Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger “told Catholics in the U.S. it would be a sin to vote for pro-choice candidates like John Kerry, and urged bishops to deny Kerry Communion. He has also led the Catholic Church’s campaign against same-sex marriage and other rights for same-sex couples, including the right to adopt children,” wrote Fox.

They really, really hate having no control.

H/T: Roman Catholic Blog.

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  • Momma K

    You know you’re on the right track when planned parenthood has its knickners in a twist—way to go B16!!

  • MyssiAnn

    Could she please explain to me how abstinence harms women’s health or spreads HIV/AIDS?
    I don’t think the church needs to be brought into the 21st century. I think people need to be brought back into the church…

  • Truthseeker

    I agree with MommaK, you know if you are effective if your enemies are howling.

    I find it interesting that these people at PPH have determined that God and His Word are out of date. My Bible mentions the fact that God never changes and that His Word will stand forever. How do people get the notion that they are more advanced than God? Seems that we always disregard the past and its lessons in favor of some dumb finite reasoning that the created is smarter than the Creator who posseses infinite wisdom and knowledge. I guess that man will continue to try to tell God what is best until God calls time. I am praying for Benedict XVI that God will guide him as He guided John Paul II.

    Acts 4:19 But Peter and John answered and said unto them (the Jewish Council), Whether it be right in the sight of God to hearken unto you more than unto God, judge ye.

    Acts 5:29 Then Peter and the apostles answered and said (to the Jewish Council), We ought to obey God rather than men.

  • D. Carter

    If the gates of hell cannot prevail against the Church, then the little doggie door that is Planned Parenthood hasn’t a chance.

  • http:/// Tom


    Too late! He’s already out of the womb.

  • Jonathan Leffingwell

    Why does Planned Parenthood care about B16′s position on gay marriages? I thought they were supposed to be a “parenthood” (read: abortion) organization. What’s Adam & Steve got to do with Planned Parenthood? Will Wilma and Violet be getting abortions if they’re lesbians? I don’t understand…

  • atheling2

    How about Planned Parenthood’s history? Margaret Sanger’s support of Nazism? Her hatred of minorities is what spurred her to start Planned Barrenhood!

    Why is it that the media is so willing to promote a FALSE impression of the Pope (who was forced to join Hitler Youth and deserted later), but NEVER mentions the EVIL history of PP’s founder???