Reader Brian J, who has supplied this site with mock movie posters and fun graphics (always surprising me; I don’t think I’ve ever asked him to do any of it for me) has expanded his repertoire to include flash animation.
And in answer to the age-old question, I guess . . . a chamber pot?
Must have been ugly outside the window.
To those who can’t make it out, the last line is “freaky.” Which I certainly am, so…there you go.