Blame It On The Rain

Given the state of the economy and job market, we should perhaps begin to ready ourselves for President Rick Perry.  I don’t know whether he’ll win or not, but if he does we can rest assured that our country will be in the hands of God.  This is because not only is Perry a good evangelical Christian, he has also been the recipient of supernatural guideposts throughout his life.

Here, courtesy of rightwingwatch.org, you can hear for yourself about one of the great supernatural miracles that led Perry on his path in life.

It rained.  Thirty inches.

Well that is a lot of rain.

However, I’m a little unsure about whether Perry really understands the definition of “supernatural.”  As I understand it, and maybe I’m wrong here, if water falls out of the sky it is what we generally call a natural phenomenon.  If, say, it rains ping pong balls, that could be a supernatural occurrence.  Or Mr. Moose.

If the economy doesn’t improve soon, we’re going to be in for a whole lot more of this.