Sporting the hottest accessory in Catholic piety…

… Behold! The Fortnight For Freedom foam finger. Be jealous. Be very jealous.

About Katrina Fernandez

Mackerel Snapping Papist

  • Sherry


    • Katrina Fernandez

      I know a guy. 

      • Kat Wagner

        Did that guy go to the Catholic Media Convention? That’s how I got mine.

  • Paige

    *gasp* I have to go to confession for envy now!

  • kenneth

    Foam fingers bespeak a rather superficial commitment to a cause. If Catholics want to show they’re hardcore with this cause, I want to see some tattoos. Not artsy tasteful discreetly placed tattoos either. I’m thinking neck, facial and/or knuckle tattoos!  Say what you will about prison gangs or the Yakuza, they OWN their colors! When the Aryan Brotherhood throws down in the prison yard or the Yamaguchi come to collect the protection money, they never have to worry about where they left their foam fingers! (They might collect some real fingers, but that’s a different matter). Branding would be even better in this regard. Embrace a hot-coal filled cauldron with the “F4F” logo with bare forearms, like in the old “Kung Fu” series! 

    • Barbara Fryman

      How about sleeves of the stations of the cross on one arm and the various Marion apparitions on the other. Or sleeves of the popes in one’s lifetime…though JP II would cover a lot of time.

    • sacredcrocheter

      Kenneth, I have an entirely new sense of respect for you. You have a great sense of humor your satire is brilliant. Rock on Brother!

  • robertgwirth

    Kat, I like the full-face photo better than the three-quarter you use.
    The full-face shows better how pretty you are.

    • tj.nelson

      I agree – I like your hair down too.

  • Bill M.

    First impression: “I didn’t know Kat had a daughter . . .”.