… I would like to take a moment to publicly thank the idiot that shut down an entire interstate during the height of the early morning commuter traffic… for a dead battery. Here, let me make this clear. Move that shit out of the road. Don’t sit there taking up THREE of the four lanes of traffic while your buddy gives your battery a jump… in the middle of *@1&! interstate.
Man, I wish it was socially acceptable to drink during business hours.