How To Get Your House Egged…

… Every neighborhood has them, that one person who doesn’t get Halloween and gives out well-intentioned healthy “treats” and things like toothbrushes, and dental floss. A pox on your house!

This is how your treats are received by children. Hilarity ensues…

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  • Kristen inDallas

    I do find it fun that the video you post on a blog about not giving out dental floss was made by Oral B. :)
    I won’t lie though… I’m broke, so I buy just enough good candy for the young, early crowd. Then when my son gets back… I let him trade any of the healthy items he got from one of “those” house with any of the good stuff left in the bowl. Teens showing up at my stoop after dusk are treated to a nice variety of raisins, dental floss, stickers and halloween-themed pencil toppers.

    • Katrina Fernandez

      In my neck of the woods… teens get NOTHING! Too old. Too damn old!

      • Kristen inDallas

        Yeah… I’d give them nothing too… if I weren’t already looking for an excuse to get rid of crap I don’t want. Bowl’s empty? Hey where are those stupid McDonald meal toys that I keep stepping on? lol

      • Eugene Edward Yeo

        Nothing-nothing tra-la-la?

      • Quittin’ time at Tara!

        I love the teenagers. When was the last time a teenager got any love and attention from neighbors? Some of them just want to be kids again for Halloween, in a world that has totally lost its sense of innocence. In the name of nostalgia, I bequeeth thee a Butterfinger, pimply teen! In my neighborhood, sometimes parents dress up too. They get beer.

        One time hubby got a shot of scotch. I love Halloween.