Someone left a comment on a previous post that Hilaire Belloc was not only a horrible singer (that’s what I had said) but that,
Nor could he do politics in an honourable way!
I don’t know about that. In fact, I think he could and did, for no other reason than this: he didn’t make a career out of being a politician. And he seems quite honest in the estimation of the limits of his gifts as a politico in the following poem.
Epitaph on the Politician Himself
Here richly, with ridiculous display,
The Politician’s corpse was laid away.
While all of his acquaintance sneered and slanged
I wept: for I had longed to see him hanged.
Another on the Same
This, the last ornament among the peers,
Bribed, bullied, swindled and blackmailed for years:
But Death’s what even Politicians fail
To bribe or swindle, bully or blackmail.
On Another Politician
The Politician, dead and turned to clay,On Yet Another
Will make a clout to keep the wind away.
I am not fond of draughts, and yet I doubt
If I could get myself to touch that clout.
Fame to her darling Shifter glory gives;
And Shifter is immortal while he lives.
Epitaph Upon Himself
Lauda tu Ilarion audacem et splendidum,
Who was always beginning things and never ended ’em.
Oh my goodness, Hilare. I really like the last two lines, don’t you? When translated, the first line says, “Praise you Ilarion bold and bright,” which goes pretty well with Belloc’s second line with the edition of one, little, word.
Praise you Ilarion bold and bright,
Who was always beginning things and never ended ’em right!
I wonder what Belloc would have thought of Newt Gingrich and the other automatons in the current election dance to the tune of cognitive dissonance? Something like this, I imagine. Belloc saw plenty of cainings and quite a number of dive bombings in his four year stint as a Member of Parliament.
I think Oingo Boingo has the theme song to the party I belong to.