Today, movie fans, we have a first for the YIMCatholic Lenten movie series: a double feature. That’s because the two movies presented here tonight were really meant to be one movie, but it was just way too long. I don’t know if Richard Lester just went wild, or if he couldn’t stand the idea of leaving Alexandre Dumas’ adapted story-line on the cutting room floor.
So for tonight (and maybe even into tomorrow) we head to a time when France was Catholic, but the Reformation was underway. I am pleased to present a pair of my favorite movies of all time: The Three Musketeers and it companion piece, The Four Musketeers. Both are conveniently available via Netflix instant streaming.
Athos (Oliver Reed), Porthos (Frank Finley), and (my favorite Jesuit) Aramis (Richard Chamberlain), meet a bumpkin named D’Artagnan (Michael York), fight among themselves, for their King, Louis XIII (Jean Pierre Cassel), against Rochforte (Christopher Lee) and Cardinal Richelieu (Charlton Heston), and then there are the Huguenots.
Did I forget to mention the ladies? Incroyable! Constance de Bonacieux (Raquel Welch), who works for Queen Anne (Geraldine Chaplin) as her dressmaker, is the unfaithful wife of D’Artagnan’s landlord. Lady de Winter (Faye Dunaway) plays a double-agent who assists the queen in her affairs with the Duke of Buckingham, and has a few of her own.
Here is the theatrical trailer for the first film.
The adventures of young D’Artagnan all start with the best.opening.sequence.ever. A feast for the ears and eyes.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3terUkn8X4c
Can’t you just smell the popcorn? Gird you loins for camaraderie, great sets and costumes, great lines delivered with panache by an all-star cast in wonderful scenes shot on location in the Europe that inspires you to strap on a sword and jump over moats and climb embrasures for the woman you love (though you probably shouldn’t). Scenes like this one, where the lads are fighting the Huguenot rebels, for example, from the second film are why I always come back to this film version as the best Musketeer movie of all.
Nice shot with the bubbly, there Aramis. En garde! All for one, and one for all!
UPDATE: This just in: The queen’s dressmaker says, “the ‘era of porn’ has ‘annihilated’ men.”