Paul Ryan Said He’s Pro-Life (Except in Cases of Rape)? Here’s What Happened Next…UPDATED

When I heard the news, I was just having some tea, see, and then BAM! I threw an epic fit. Think zero to 100mph to zero in 11 seconds flat. It looked sort of like this (many thanks to Alan Rickman for playing the part of your intrepid blogger).

Heh. That’s what I think of Ryan’s “accommodation.” Perhaps I’m a simpleton, but you can’t be “degrees” of Pro-Life. You’re either 0 or 100%. Wasn’t the story that the Republicans just adopted a 100% Pro-Life platform just released?

You know what Mr. Rickman? You did a right fine job of capturing my mood when I heard this “news.” Let’s see my reaction again, please. Except this time, let’s see it in super-duper slow motion and make 11 seconds of righteous indignation last  for 6:45 of poetry in motion.  Trust me, you’re going to want to watch the whole thing. Maybe even more than once.

ACTION!

Epic Tea Time, indeed.  Go here to learn more about David Michalek.

And if you missed the news on Paul Ryan, Deacon Greg can fill you in. And the Curt Jester can explain the word that  sick-bay commandoes can spell backwards and forwards. It starts with a “W,” and it doesn’t rhyme with “win.”

Let your voice be heard. Send Romney/Ryan some feedback today.

UPDATE: Kathy Schiffer has Rebecca’s story.