A Little Message About the Conclave from the Noise to Signal Ratio UPDATED

New Advent shared a piece today from the Inquirer in Philadelphia. It’s an interview of Rocco Palmo of Whispers in the Loggia. He basically says everything you need to know about the conclave right here,

“Within nine to 12 days, the cardinals will have a conclave and it’s a crapshoot. Nobody knows what’s going to happen.

That’s what smart folks say about a random walk. And by that term I mean,

The theory that stock price changes have the same distribution and are independent of each other, so the past movement or trend of a stock price or market cannot be used to predict its future movement. In short, this is the idea that stocks take a random and unpredictable path.

Same thing for trying to outfox a sequestered conclave when we won’t even know who is on the ballot.

But Frank! We want, nay we need, to know all about the papabile!

Noise, dear reader. All that stuff is just noise.

Personally, I’m glad we have cardinals to go to Rome when the “All Captains” signal is hoisted from the flag ship. That way, see, I don’t have to go there.

The last time I was in Rome (1993) a) I wasn’t a Catholic, and b) it’s a miracle I didn’t get thrown in jail. I think Rocco Palmo was maybe 10 years old at the time. Did I mention Rocco is staying home too? Smart kid.

I’m not saying some of the noise isn’t fun, though. Like adopting a cardinal is a pretty cool idea. Fantasy Conclave? Have fun with it. New Advent’s Buzz Meter? It would make a great electronic dartboard. The Register has the latest on the lineup? Watching paint dry may be more exciting.

But I tend not to get excited about stuff when I have absolutely no skin in the game. I’m like the grizzled noncom who doesn’t really care who the Commandant of the Marine Corps is, as long as he’s more of a Marine than I am, and you salute him properly.

Noise wise, I had some fun with the idea of who might be Pope as well, but none of you have sent me pictures of cardinals drinking mugs of beer, so I’m in the same boat with Rocco when I say I haven’t the foggiest who the next Pope might be. And I sleep really well at night too.

You’ll know who the next Pope is at the same time Rocco and I know. When we get the signal. When the white smoke rises from the chimney.


Lizzie’s going to Rome so we don’t have to!

  • http://www.withouthavingseen.com Ryan Haber

    “And I sleep really well at night too.”

    Hahahaha. Awesome. What does blow me away is that some cardinals still haven’t shown up yet. I suppose it’s for lack of warning, or something better to do than PICK A FRIGGING POPE. They are busy, after all.

  • http://followingyeshua.wordpress.com Marco

    There is no transparency in the conclave.

    I’m telling you, Pope Benedict already hand-picked his successor, I doubt the Conclave will go against him as they still kiss his hand and call him Holy Father.

    Don’t believe ME? Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kt7M-0sPyU
    Next Pope is Angelo Scola

    • Frank Weathers

      Gotcha! :)