The names Bond, James Bond

The names Bond, James Bond

David Wayne seems to be trying a new career as a casting agent for James Bond. It seems he thinks I am due a career change. I guess preaching and acting have some similarities, so I suppose I do have some of the relevant skillset. Anyway, apparently there is a bit of a struggle on to find the next Bond. They want to find someone who “can deliver an order for a martini, “shaken, not stirred,” and feel good about himself while doing it.”

Well according to David, I am that man-

There is a perfect candidate out there to play Bond. For Bond you need a guy who is suave, daring, handsome, mysterious, and above all, you need someone who is British. There is only one man fit for the job – you need ADRIAN WARNOCK!


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