My friends labour's so-called "rent a mob"

My friends labour's so-called "rent a mob"

Well, prooving that the press has too little to talk about it seems my dear friends the Virgo’s have created a stir by accepting an invitation to breakfast. Knowing them as I do, I am sure there was nothing more sinister than the desire to thank their local MP who helped them get a council house and to have a free breakfast. But suddenly according to our papers they are making political history. Maybe this story won’t seem so funny to those who dont know them but I think it may. I guess they have had their fifteen minutes of fame. Does that mean mine is still to come- or does singing with Val Doonigan on TV as a child count?

Maybe I can sell my story of knowing the Virgos to the tabloids- any offers?


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