Nor will you ever be. Why? Because since I moved to Patheos, BadCatholic has passed the million views mark! No prizes for any one! Woohoo!
Well, sorta. You could be the millionth unique visitor. Fine. You can have a prize, which may or not be a prize for me.
Post requests! List what you want me to write about below. I’ll take all your excellent suggestions and try my best to write about them.